This week Barack Obama wrote a letter to the president of Iran. Through secret channels I was able to obtain a copy of this letter and thought I would post it on our blog. Here it is.

Dear Mr. Aquavelvajad,

Now that I'm president of the United States I would like to take all of your comments about wanting to wipe Isreal and America off the earth, getting rid of all the Jews, denying the Holocaust, trying to obtain nuclear weapons, and just sweep them under the rug if you'll just not talk about these things anymore. Pretty please with sugar on top? I'll be your bestest friend in the whole wide world. Hey, when you come to visit I'll take you on a tour of Washington D.C. and then we can go golfing. What do you say? C,mon, be a pal. Just say yes so we can ignore your Hitlarian rhetoric and get back to the business of bailing out more banks. What do you say?

Please circle one.

YES NO

Sincerely,
Barack Hussien Obama